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Free Stuff
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A whole page of stuff that's absolutely
FREE
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Free Stuff
We're often called upon to write small programs as promotional giveaways
-- programs that are either fun or useful, or even programs that are both.
With the sponsors' permission, we're pleased to offer some of these to our
friends on the web.
Year 2000 Screensaver
The Year 2000 draws near, and now you can watch the time tick by as
large numbers show the days, hours, minutes and seconds remaining.
This screensaver will keep track of the last date run, and notify you if your
BIOS decides to roll over to an earlier date and includes an option to count only weekdays!
Download your Y2K screensaver now!
For Windows 3.1x and higher
Freeware from Mythical Intelligence and the CompuServe Year 2000 Forum.
For a Countdown Screensaver that allows you to set your own date and time to
count down to, includes password protection and lots of other bells and whistles,
check out our shareware version.
The Elizabethan Insult Generator
Are you tired of the same old four-letter epithets that have ceased to
have meaning since they're so overused? Now you can use fresh, colorful
Elizabethan prose to insult those who incur your ire.
Construct insults worthy of the Bard himself with just a single mouse-click. Imagine calling someone a rank, unchin-snouted barnacle! Or a weedy, bat-fowling hedge-pig!
Download your insult generator now!
For Windows 3.1x and higher
Freeware from the CompuServe Living History Forum.
Profit Percent Calculator
Whether you're in retail or wholesale, your clients generally know how much your
products and materials cost, but what price do they sell for when they know
they need to make a certain percentage of profit?
Enter a unit cost into this handy little program and immediately know
how much the product should sell for in order to receive an intended
margin. OR if they've already established a selling price, they can find out what
their profit margin really is!
Download your profit calculator now!
For Windows 3.1x and higher
Freeware from Mythical Intelligence and the CompuServe Accounting Forum.
The Electronic Beancounter
If you're an accountant, know an accountant, or just do accounting-type tasks for yourself, you need an assistant to help with the bean counting!
This tireless aide garbed in a three-piece suit (with white socks, of course) is ready
to pitch in as your screensaver whenever you take a break, and will keep counting those beans until you
return.
Download your beancounter now!
For Windows 3.1x and higher
Freeware from Mythical Intelligence and the CompuServe Accounting Forum.
The CorpSpeak Phrase Builder
Does your writing lack the ring of authority? Do you have problems finding
new ways to inject your corporate prose with just the right degree of hype?
Whenever you're stuck, just fire up the official CorpSpeak Phrase builder and let it
choose some three-word phrases for you to string together. With over 215,000
possible combinations you'll never be at a loss for words.
Effortlessly create authoritative, obfuscating documents that sound undeniably official
but mean absolutely nothing.
Download your phrasebuilder now!
For Windows 3.1x and higher
Freeware from Mythical Intelligence and the CompuServe Office Automation Forum.
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Check out our
Ben Stein for President
Screensaver
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Custom Work
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Need something special for a promotion or ad campaign?
We do
Custom Work
for clients around the world
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